- free (at least outside business hours and on weekends)
- can afford a plot of golden soil
- earn at least minimum award rate wealth for your toil
- own your own mining conglomerate
That's if you're not an Aboriginal mourning Invasion Day, or one of the 5% of Aussies who can't find toil no matter how often they rewrite their resumes, or how many Cert IV's and Statements of Attainment they achieve
|Of crse, some who rejoice on|
Australia Day are yet to hear
the bad news..